When did you first start having these symptoms? Regardless, I would recommend that you get yourself to a church at once. Or, if that is unworkable, place more crucifixes around your room, and perhaps a few garlic-plants. I would also recommend sleeping with one eye open and keeping a sharp piece of wood handy. Just in case. This should make your red blood cell levels rise within a few days.
If symptoms persist, please contact Dr. Van Helsing in the ER at 1-800-STAKE-NOW.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
Thanks, MCK! I was thrilled to get those results. I'm on the lowest end of normal, but...I'LL TAKE IT!!
Hooray for Mary. You go girl.
At least your anemia was natural. Hmph!
Dear Lucy,
I feel your pain. Well--not literally, of course.
When did you first start having these symptoms? Regardless, I would recommend that you get yourself to a church at once. Or, if that is unworkable, place more crucifixes around your room, and perhaps a few garlic-plants. I would also recommend sleeping with one eye open and keeping a sharp piece of wood handy. Just in case. This should make your red blood cell levels rise within a few days.
If symptoms persist, please contact Dr. Van Helsing in the ER at 1-800-STAKE-NOW.
Thank you.
--Miss Celestine
TH2: Thank you!
Lucy W: How did you find me? This is a private blog! Anyway, you perhaps should drive away your assailant with an iron tablet.
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