Packing List

Before I leave for choir tomorrow, I have to remember to pack up my things. Halloween in Liberalville USA gets a little crazy, you know? I mean, there are plenty of zombies *anyway*, but they show up in great hordes especially on Halloween. So peace-loving (nervous grin here) citizens like myself who wish to remember the lives and deaths of saintly beings have to be prepared.
Anyway, here's my packing list. If anyone else wants to use it, feel free. I think we could all use these.



The M-16A4 is a very good option for when Zombies come out.



Good for female vampires. If someone looks a bit suspicious, offer them a mirror to fix their lipstick with. Observe reaction.



Another goodie. Of course, it not only scares away vampires, it'll also scare away your closest friends, depending on how much you've eaten.



The Wooden Stake, a staple of mine (not to be ironic). With modern medicine, sometimes it's best to ask questions later--if it's a vampire, the staked should be gone. If it's a person, I dunno...do open-heart surgery or something.



Great for the local werewolves. You can also load these particular silver bullets into the M-16, but that'll make your zombie-smashing a bit pricier. I'd save the silver bullets for the werewolves and give the zombies standard issue, if I were you.



Another favorite of mine. Magically repels vampires, zombies, werewolves, reanimated corpses and liturgical dancers.



Won't kill any of the baddies, but they'll scream like heck. I recommend for special use on politicians.



An absolute necessity if you're expecting vampires and werewolves. Also works for the occasional politician-zombie that occasionally lumbers onto the scene.